MOBA: The God-Tier Cheater

Clearlove: Riot, I want to report something. The dragon is running around on its own, and it's cursing me out as a noob while it runs!

TheShy: Riot, I want to report something too. That old man at the fountain won't sell me gear, and he's calling me ugly!

Misaya: Damn it, report this! There's an NPC named Qin Shui running a black market in the river area of Summoner's Rift, selling real-money gear in broad daylight!

Mis: Waaaah... re-report... There's an NPC named Qin Shui who dragged me into Summoner's Rift, into the bushes... Waaaah...

Faker, the Great Demon King: LoL headquarters, I want to report something. A Chinese player has appeared on the Korean server, driving a tank with a five-star red flag on it through Summoner's Rift and blasting the turrets!

"After investigating the recent surge in reports, we've concluded that they're all the work of one colossal cheater named Qin Shui. Anyone who can kill him in the game will gain all his cheating abilities in the real world!" Players across the globe went crazy. "Charge! ..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.