I Livestream My Own Demise in Heaven

Why is a thousand-year-old married woman asleep in a little grove? Why are the seven princesses of the Heavenly Court screaming in the middle of the night? Why does the Heavenly Court convenience store keep getting robbed of its condoms? Why does Chang'e keep losing her underwear in the Moon Palace? Who is behind the serial assaults on dozens of female demons? Is it a man or a ghost knocking on the Queen Mother's door every night? And what lies behind Guanyin Bodhisattva's unexpected loss of her chastity? Is it all the result of humanity's twisted nature or the collapse of morality? An eruption of lust, or desperate frustration? Tune in to "Foul Words, Straight Answers," the year's sensational livestream: My Hilarious Ways of Dying in the Heavenly Court. Follow this book into the twisted mind of its perverted protagonist.

The Heavenly Court invites you to join in courting death, and to court a whole lot of it: **

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.