Hey, Red-White, is it really okay to have absolutely no shame like that? Hey, Glutton, your stomach has to be some kind of freaking pocket dimension! Heh, Black-White, you really are a winner at life and all that. It's not like I, Gintoki, am jealous...
Also, would the old hag leaning on me please quit pretending to be young and get lost? Do I even know you...? #...
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