I'm a man destined to become a master summoner. Though my summons have screwed me over countless times, luckily I have unlimited revive tokens and all the leeway I need to court disaster.
Sometimes I go trample Flower Mama's sunflower field, sneak Reimu's coins, or shout a few times for Purple Mama...
Actually, I'm not courting disaster. A thing called the System is forcing me to do all this.
Behold my ultimate technique: Summoning Jutsu!
Emma, Kurumi, don't eat me! I'm the one who summoned you!
Evil Dragon Spiaz, could you make a less dramatic entrance? Flower Mama's going to beat you up if you keep this up!
Hey, Golden Flash over there, don't go provoking Reimu! Don't you know that dressing in gold makes you a prime target for robbery?
Watching his unruly summons, Cang Tianyu gazed up at the sky in wordless despair.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
