Asuna: Little brother, Yui says she wants you to play that naughty game with her again.
Zhao Xing: No problem.
Saeko Busujima: Honey, it's that time of the month, so go find someone else.
Zhao Xing: No problem. Ms. Shizuka, let's play a fun game. I promise you'll enjoy it. Heh heh.
Shizuka: Sure, Zhao Xing. What is it? That white stuff you gave me last time tasted great. Do you have any more?
Zhao Xing: Of course. Just come in and have a little chat with me about life, and there'll be some in a moment.
Shizuka: Really? Then I'm coming in!
Zhao Xing: My goal is to hang out with the protagonist, kill a few minions, pick up girls, and change the plot whenever I feel like it.
Worlds so far: Sword Art Online, complete; Highschool of the Dead, ongoing.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
A review of the second chapter of "The Fruit of Surgery" written by Time and Space Shackles.