East China University Netizens Prank Turkey, Making Li Yunlong Laugh Until He Cries

A salary of 2,800, and a happy grin every day!

Jiang Ye plays games and slacks off at work, unaware that the short videos he watches are being shared across diverse worlds, past and present, at home and abroad.

He watches a video mocking Eastland for not even having electricity, and saying people there have to use candles at night!

Eastland netizens: That's right. We can only use hand-cranked generators. Our arms are practically flying off.

The Five Powers of World War II are stunned. "Did China lose World War II? Is the country really that poor?"

Li Yunlong flies into a rage. "Damn it, this is the future we fought tooth and nail to build!?"

Chiang Kai-shek: "Ha ha ha! That's what happens when you don't follow my orders! Move the machine-gun emplacement five centimeters to the left!"

He watches a video claiming China built the Great Wall because it feared an invasion from Turkey, and that all its fighter jets are photoshopped!

Eastland netizens: That's right. I hear you like Cao the Sheep. Our fighter jets have to cover their exhaust nozzles with their butts.

The Five Powers begin to suspect something is off. "Why does it sound like they're deliberately messing with idiots?"

Chiang Kai-shek: "Damn it, could this vibrant future, with everything flourishing, really be China's future?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.