Unofficial Marvel History: Thanos Gets Wanda Pregnant, Leaving the Avengers Stunned

One day, a dimensional livestream sky screen descended upon the Marvel Universe.

Answer correctly for a reward, answer incorrectly for a punishment.

But the scenes it played left the Avengers collectively humiliated and in despair.

Now playing: Thanos gets Wanda pregnant.

Iron Man: JARVIS, record everything! I want to thoroughly tear this apart!

Thanos: The Scarlet Witch can even do that position? Hmm?

Wanda: I told you! That's not me! Anyone who keeps watching is dead!

Vision: I'm tired, Thanos. Snap your fingers one more time.

Now playing: The Avengers, but even more outrageous.

Captain America: Cut off Thanos's limbs and use them as a Fiji cup for the Hulk?! That absolutely wasn't my idea!

Falcon: What can be dangerous when read forwards, but edible when read backwards?

Deadpool: The answer is an eight-level gale? That's my Captain America, all right!

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