Marvel Recap: Thanos Runs Off with Wanda, Leaving the Avengers Stunned

One day, a dimensional sky screen descended upon the Marvel Universe.

Answer correctly and win a prize. Answer incorrectly and face a punishment.

But the scenes it played left the entire Avengers team mortified and devastated.

Showing Thanos doing Wanda

Iron Man: JARVIS, record all of it! I want to thoroughly tear this apart!

Thanos: The Scarlet Witch can do that pose? Hmm?

Wanda: I told you! That's not me! Anyone who keeps watching is dead!

Vision: I'm tired, Thanos. Snap your fingers already.

Showing the unhinged version of the Avengers

Captain America: Cut off Thanos's arms and legs and use them as a Fiji cup for the Hulk?! That was absolutely not my idea!

Falcon: What can be dangerous when read forward, but edible when read backward?

Deadpool: The answer is a force-ten gale? That's my Captain America♂, all right!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.