Honghuang: Hongjun Cultivates in My Arms!

Primordial World + Myriad Realms chat group + cautious cultivation + stealing from under their noses + battles for fortune + no female lead

Chu Che awoke to find that he had become Jade Capital Mountain, the first sacred mountain of the Primordial World.

The good news: He had taken form from Pangu's spine and possessed all three thousand Great Daos.

The bad news: His landlord, Hongjun, was merging his Three Corpses inside Chu Che's belly, and could erase his consciousness with a single thought.

All Chu Che could do was play dead and pretend to be a mountain.

That is, until the administrator dashboard for the Myriad Realms chat group, Jade Capital Mountain, popped up.

Members: Immortal Emperor Ye Fan, Klein the Fool, the Victorious Fighting Buddha, and the Immortal King An Lan.

Group leader, your coordinates... can't be calculated.

His golden finger had just one use: severing karmic ties from a distance.

Sell something into the group, then buy it back, and the thread Hongjun had set in place would be cut clean through.

And so...

Each of the Three Pure Ones' treasures for proving the Dao became tainted with a thread of his karma.

An Lan was made to work, turned into a red-mist purifier.

The treasures The Two from the West had just picked up went straight into Chu Che's auction house.

Hongjun tried to collect fortune, only to find the pot empty.

His Three Corpses began to malfunction, and becoming a sage was suddenly a distant prospect.

Chu Che: "Old Man Hongjun, you cultivate inside me while I become a sage right under your nose!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.