You Told Me to Farm, So I Turned Around and Stewed the Heavenly Dao

Gou Qie is the lowest-ranking handyman in the Salted Fish Sect. His motto in life is, “If I lie flat enough, the rat race can't drag me in.”

Until one day, he binds to the “Absolute Logical Error Correction System.”

Other cultivators cultivate by meditating in seclusion, achieving enlightenment, and defying fate.

Gou Qie cultivates by unclogging toilets with a mop, sweeping up seals with a broom, and wiping divine artifacts with a rag.

When Gou Qie cleans the seal formation around an ancient ferocious beast as if it were a cesspit, the entire sect is stunned.

The sect master weeps with joy: “This is the legendary principle of ‘governing through non-action’! He gains enlightenment while sweeping, and regards ancient seals as nothing but filth! Our Salted Fish Sect is finally going to rise!”

Gou Qie is on the verge of a breakdown. No! I'm really just cleaning!

This is a hilarious cultivation story about a deathly afraid protagonist forced to put on an outrageous act just to survive, while the entire sect lets their imaginations run wild and convinces themselves of everything.

Gou Qie: “I really just want to lie flat. How did I become the greatest cultivator of all time?!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.