One Man, One Donkey, and One Dog Go Cultivating Immortality

Shameless schemer + audacious scoundrel + cunning mastermind + satisfying read + sly old fox + lighthearted + utterly shameless

Fighting people: "Dahei, go be the bait! Er Luzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!"

Fighting ghosts: "Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Luzi, fart on it to stink it out. I'll blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!"

Fighting demons: "Dahei, triple the dose of Five-Step Fall! Er Luzi, get the demon-binding rope ready. Set up the Bewildering Formation. Where's my pot?"

Fighting immortals: "Dahei, don't rush in. Let's lie low for a bit! Er Luzi, don't chicken out! I've got something to do, so I'll be going on ahead!"

Fighting Heaven: The joy is endless.

Wu Beiliang: "Immortal herbs, spiritual energy, ghost crystals, demon cores, they're all mine. Whoever dares try to take them, just try me! Er Luzi, shut the door and unleash Dahei!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.