Showbiz: From the Start, I Took Fat Di on a Wild Adventure That Took the Internet by Storm

Lin Yi arrives by helicopter with a sign-in System to join the preview livestream of Back to Field, partnering with Reba. The moment she gets out of the car, he gushes about her tiny waist, then immediately follows up: “I could kick ten waists like that in half.” Reba chases him around the village, and millions of viewers laugh themselves silly.

At Mushroom House, Reba chases after Lin Yi, trying to bite his arm, but backs off when he tells her he hasn't showered in three days. The System rewards him with god-tier cooking skills, and he carves a pineapple into a flower and a watermelon into a peony with his bare hands. Huang Lei stares in disbelief: “You call this only knowing a little?” Reba praises the fruit platter as she eats, then turns to stone when she learns Lin Yi made it. She'd just sworn she'd rather starve than eat his cooking.

When Huang Lei haggles with the director using the slipper Lin Yi handed him, Lin Yi quietly swaps it for a brick bearing the character for “virtue.” In the end, he sticks it onto the kindling axe and holds it to the director's neck. He pulls Reba in as a hostage: “Director, you're not even going to give me some face? The livestream chat is watching.” Seeing the real-time viewer count at 12 million, the director tearfully bargains the price down to twenty bundles of bananas.

The chat explodes: This show is hilarious! Please make Lin Yi a regular!

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