American Comics: Sign-In for a Superman Physique, Hela Is My Wife

After transmigrating into Marvel, Yu Jie picked up an amnesiac beauty to be his wife from the start. It wasn't until a rain of black swords appeared above the manor and vaporized an entire gang of thugs in a second that he realized the woman beside him was Hela, Goddess of Death from the Nine Realms.

Fortunately, he'd bound himself to a daily sign-in System. He got Superman's template, growing stronger without limit by sunbathing every day; the Sword Saint's Way of the Unrivaled, which maxed out his close-combat skills; and the Bamboo-Copter, a miraculous pickup tool that came with rewards of dorayaki. The rewards just kept getting more outrageous. When Kingpin set a trap to steal his copyrights, Yu Jie burst through a wall and swept a thirty-two-story building with Heat Vision. Kingpin survived by hiding in an underground passage, then ordered his men to watch the manor around the clock: "Anyone who dares touch him, I'll take them out first." S.H.I.E.L.D. came to recruit Yu Jie twice, but he simply took off and flew away. At a dinner, Black Widow pretended to bump into him three times, but he didn't even give her a proper look.

Iron Man walked over with a raised glass. "Your books kept me going in that cave in Afghanistan." Yu Jie smiled and clinked glasses with him. In the distance, Thor had just been thrown down to Earth by Odin, while Loki was stealing the Destroyer to finish him off. Hela sat beside Yu Jie, staring at Black Widow's retreating figure as her eyes slowly narrowed. The next second, the temperature throughout the manor dropped by five degrees.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.