American Comics: Sign-In Grants Zod's Body, and I Marry Hela

After transmigrating into Marvel, Ye Bai starts with nothing, until he takes home Hela, the Goddess of Death, who is gravely injured and unconscious. Only then does the System finally show up, after the goddess becomes his wife. Daily sign-ins bring bizarre rewards: Tom Cat's insights, an inexhaustible supply of Liqun cigarettes, technology from Grey Wolf... But when he draws General Zod's Kryptonian template, he finally gains the power to do as he pleases. When gangsters set him up to steal his copyrights and press a gun to his head, he punches them through a building. By the time Daredevil crashes through the window, only a floor full of shattered bones remains.

Hela is even more ruthless. When Kingpin sends assassins to storm the estate, dozens of Night Sky Swords instantly wipe them out, leaving nothing but ash. Coulson comes to recruit him and gets turned down. Kingpin hides in a panic room protected by two-meter-thick steel plates, only for Ye Bai to punch straight through and scare him witless. Natasha disguises herself as a fan and tries to seduce him, but he politely signs an autograph and walks away. The Death Goddess who blushes at home matters more to him than the whole world.

At a banquet, Professor X strikes up a conversation. As Ye Bai shakes his hand, he thinks, Iron Man will show up soon, Thor is about to fall from the sky, and the purple potato freak is still on his way... He glances down at the System screen. Tomorrow's sign-in reward is new: "Hela's wedding ring can withstand a full-power attack from a Skyfather-level being."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.