My Fair Princess: The Gurun Princess Steals Little Swallow's Mount

Ye Yan stays up all night pulling gacha cards and dies suddenly. When he opens his eyes, he has become a Star God of [Eternity]: a T0 powerhouse who can lock down the Imaginary, stop time, and create black holes, yet all he wants to do is slack off. He opens a milk tea shop on the Xianzhou Luofu, closing after just half an hour of business each day. One of Aha's avatars comes by every day to scam free food and drink, only to get slapped into a corner by him.

With the main story about to begin, he packs his bags and heads to Herta Space Station. Qingque takes over the milk tea shop. Tingyun sees him off and gets her cheek pinched. Bailu receives a bag of snacks and the words, "Huanxi isn't coming back." The Astral Express rear-ends him, leaving a huge dent in its front. Pom-Pom bites his trouser leg and won't let go, March 7th snaps pictures like crazy, and Himeko smiles over her coffee. "The worst Nameless, long time no see."

Ye Yan bribes Pom-Pom with an enormous cup of milk tea and fixes the train while he's at it. Watching the star tracks streak past the window, he remembers the days when he and Aha and Akivili blew up trains together. He leans against the window and stretches:

"Slacking off is what eternity is all about. Does this train need a consultant in name only?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.