Siheyuan: I Refuse the Thousand-Yuan Grain Coupon and Get Qin Huairu Under Control

I transmigrated into Li Youwei in 1961. The original owner had been seduced by Qin Huairu every payday, month after month, and had his savings and ration coupons drained. He was so furious that he died in his shabby home. After taking over, I awakened a Choice System. On the first night, when Qin Huairu tried her old trick again, the System offered me a choice: accept her advances and get a thousand yuan in ration coupons, or refuse and receive a pair of "Golden Four-Corner Underpants of Absolute Defense." I chose the latter, kicked Qin Huairu flying, and cut off the Jia family's source of money.

The next day, Jia Zhangshi cursed me in public. The System gave me the mission, "Make Jia Zhangshi cry." I squatted by the courtyard gate and shouted at the air, "Uncle Jia, don't ask! After you died, your wife tried to seduce He Daqing but failed, so he went to Baoding to find a widow!" Jia Zhangshi went berserk and chased me with a knife. Then she turned to her reflection by the river and cried all afternoon. He Daqing thought she was ugly.

Yi Zhonghai had just finished stewing fatty pork with potato chunks when I barged into his house, snatched the whole pot, and crouched by the stream to gobble it down, grease running all over my mouth. Banggeng chased after the smell. I held out my greasy finger. "Here, take a sniff. Smells good, right?" Banggeng burst into tears, and the Jia household descended into chaos.

When Qin Huairu launched her third nighttime raid, I kicked her out of bed as usual. The System displayed a new message: "Host has completely gotten Qin Huairu under control. Coordinates for the underground black market unlocked."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.