Genshin Impact: I Tease Every Girl by Stopping Time, and the Whole Continent Hunts Me

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Luo Yan binds himself to the Time-Stop Repair System. The whole world freezes, and only he can move freely. To restart time, he has to complete bizarre tasks: secretly drink Lisa's tea, sit on her lap and put his arm around her neck for a selfie; draw a turtle on Kaeya's face; tear up Acting Grand Master Jean's documents and carry her to bed; dress Venti in women's clothes and tear the Holy Lyre der Himmel apart.

He also swipes Lumine's Serenitea Pot, teams up with Paimon, and wreaks havoc all the way to Liyue: hug Ganyu and steal her bells; make Qiqi crawl into her arms to "drink coconut milk"; change Keqing's clothes and set her up selling beef offal; raid the Northland Bank and haul away every Mora. At last, while forced to complete a "passionate embrace" task in front of Ningguang, Paimon discovers that every task actually happened and laughs so hard she rolls around in the air.

Time starts flowing again. Lisa rubs her thigh and curses, Jean frantically searches for her documents, Kaeya stares at the turtle on his face and flies into a rage, and Barbara collapses in despair before the shattered lyre. Victims across the continent erupt in fury all at once, while the culprit has already hidden inside the Serenitea Pot, hugging a crate of Mora and snickering: "It's fine. They don't know I did it."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.