Marvel: The Cartoon Conceptual God Who Slays Iron Monger!

After transmigrating into Marvel, Li Youqian awakens a wacky cartoon template: bullets riddle him and send fountains of green blood spraying, but he instantly heals; a supercar flattens him into a paper-thin figure, and he pats himself back to normal; with the power of "I reckon," he can make anything happen, pulling guns with infinite ammo, grenades, and even the original Mark I armor out of his pockets.

He picks a fight with Tony Stark, then uses his ridiculous immortality to get a cushy job as a security guard at Stark Industries. When Obadiah steals the Arc Reactor and Tony lies helpless on the ground, waiting to die, Li Youqian leisurely hands him the core. "That's the third time I've saved you. Remember to build me a suit of armor."

Iron Monger descends on the streets of New York, blasting everything in sight and seeming unstoppable. Li Youqian pulls out the handkerchief he used to smother Shadow Basha, tosses it into the air, and Obadiah immediately chokes and rolls his eyes back. Then he pulls out a card that summons an army of a hundred thousand. Elite soldiers appear from nowhere, shoulder rocket launchers, and blast Iron Monger into scrap metal. When Tony arrives in his armor, all he sees is Obadiah on his knees, clutching his throat and gasping desperately.

Tony stares in shock. "What kind of monster are you?" Li Youqian dusts off his hands and grins. "A cartoon concept god who doesn't want to work overtime."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.