Siheyuan: My Blind Date Is Stolen, So I Make Silly Zhu Pay Up

On the day of his blind date, Lou Xiao'e had barely stepped through the door when the Deaf Old Lady sent her inside to deliver a meal. An hour later, when she came back out, the girl's attitude had completely changed, and the promising match was ruined beyond repair. Worse still, the courtyard's masters were not satisfied with that. They were arranging a meeting to publicly accuse him of disrespecting his elders.

Did they really think he was an easy target? He got up and went straight to the police station to turn himself in, explaining the broken window and also laying out how he had been beaten so badly he could not even stand. Want to interrogate him? They could ask the police first. Compensation, apologies, being forced to take the blame: every burden that should have fallen on him would now land on them instead.

He had barely received the two hundred yuan in compensation when an even bigger problem came along. The kitchen staff rankings at the steel mill were coming up, and Silly Zhu was determined to hold a spot for himself on the day of the assessment, declaring that he would never let the other man near a stove. But was that little bit of secret skill really something only one person could possess? They would settle it at the stove, with everything on the line and a chance to make him call him Grandpa with his own mouth.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.