KO One: I Walk into the Women’s Restroom and Meet Cai Yunhan, with a Saiyan Physique

Mu Feng gets tracked down after trash-talking people in an online game. When he opens his eyes again, he's fallen into a women's restroom, right in front of Cai Yunhan. She lands two punches squarely around his eyes, then follows up with her excruciating Truth Whip. Crouched on the floor and shielding his head, Mu Feng begs for mercy. “Beautiful lady, I really did fall from the sky!” Cai Yunhan looks up at the perfectly intact ceiling and hits him even harder.

The System urgently comes online, and Mu Feng turns on the tears and plays up his misery to get out of trouble. His starter pack gives him ten points of Saiyan physique. Back home, he runs into his neighbor Ding Xiaoyu, KO.4, who never throws a punch. Mu Feng squats by the lake and pats him on the shoulder. “Your dad's death is connected to the Martial Arts Judgment Office. If you want to investigate, join KO One.”

That night, he runs into Cai Yunhan again in a food-stall restroom. Her 7,400-point punch sends him scrambling, and in desperation he grabs her tightly around the waist from behind and refuses to let go. Ding Xiaoyu opens the door. “What are you two doing?” Cai Yunhan turns bright red, while Mu Feng plays dead.

The next day at the fighting gym, Cai Yunhan hauls him onto the ring. “From now on, I'll train you personally every day. Agree, or get beaten up right now?” Mu Feng lies flat.

“Agreed. But could you stop hitting me in the face?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.