Siheyuan: With an Extraordinary Physique, I Have Qin Huairu in the Palm of My Hand!

Wu Tao wakes up in a courtyard compound and becomes a low-ranking clerk at a steel mill. No golden finger? Not at all. His own body is his greatest cheat: he can jump three to five meters high, run a hundred meters in five seconds, and lift three to four hundred kilograms as if it were nothing.

But he has no interest in fighting. He just wants to watch the show. The courtyard is packed with troublemakers: Silly Zhu throws his weight around, Jia Zhangshi makes a scene at every turn, and Qin Huairu tries every trick in the book, from crying and making a fuss to threatening to hang herself. Wu Tao is delighted: this is even more entertaining than the TV series.

Bang Geng steals a chicken? He squats nearby and waits for it to finish roasting, then casually teases the kid: "I want to be your stepdad. Your mom's pretty." Qin Huairu comes to borrow money? He calmly lays out his terms: "Teach me a thing or two, and I'll pay three yuan per lesson." He has her completely under control.

Silly Zhu picks a fight? Wu Tao knocks him down with one punch and even gets him to kiss Jia Zhangshi. At the courtyard meeting, Wu Tao casually names his price for keeping quiet, and Silly Zhu immediately backs down and pays up.

His superhuman physique puts every troublemaker in their place. Qin Huairu wants to bleed him dry? She'll have to get past his fists first. The courtyard's troublemakers want to scheme against him? He watches them fight among themselves while munching on a chicken leg. Good food, good drink, and plenty of excitement: life couldn't be better.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.