Marvel: A Titan's Body, with Deadpool's Dog at My Side

After transmigrating into Marvel, Chen Ye bound himself to a Friendship System. As long as a target called him a brother to his face, he could extract their talent stats and a surprise bundle. So he began an all-out brother-making spree in Marvel.

His first brother was Deadpool, from whom he extracted a healing factor that let him come back even after being chopped into a pulp. His second was America Chavez, from whom he extracted the ability to travel across the multiverse. His third was Captain America, from whom he extracted the ability to always fight anyone to a draw. He was rubbing his hands together, eager to get close to Thanos and extract his Titan physique, only to discover that the purple sweet potato didn’t play by the rules at all.

Even more absurdly, a dog wearing a red eye mask lounged outside his home. It was Dogpool, always rolling around and catching things in midair. The spacetime factor Chen Ye extracted from it opened a direct route between multiple dimensions.

When Black Widow from S.H.I.E.L.D. came to keep an eye on him, Chen Ye was squatting in front of a restaurant, feeding the dog. Deadpool was waving his twin swords beside him, while Quicksilver held a boombox and picked the background music. Chen Ye looked up and grinned at Natasha:

Want to be brothers too? I provide room and board.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.