I'm in Kindergarten! You Call Me a Bandit?

Name: I'm in Kindergarten! You Call Me a Bandit?
Author: Thirteen Pounces

我幼稚园啊！你说我是悍匪？

by Thirteen Pounces (十三扑)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 18k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Faloo

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Lu Yuan was bound to a Bandit System!

Lu Yuan was baffled. He was a cute little kid in the Sunflower Class at kindergarten, and this System was completely out of place!

But then!

Playing with a toy gun was judged by the System to be a bandit carrying a firearm, earning him godlike marksmanship!

A classmate offering him candy counted as robbery, raising his Constitution by 1!

His mom giving him a yuan to buy snacks became robbing a bank...

When a real bandit broke into the kindergarten, Lu Yuan stepped in and subdued him, only for the System to judge it as a fellow bandit picking a fight...

Lu Yuan: What the hell... I'm really not a bandit!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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