Hong Kong Action Movie Universe: A Cop Gets the Champion System from the Start

Parallel world. Do not identify this with real people or events! Do not apply it to reality! Entirely fictional!

After transmigrating into the Hong Kong movie universe, Su Xian only wants to be a lazy cop, collect a steady paycheck, patrol the streets, drink milk tea, and make it safely to retirement.

Who knew the Champion Cop System he got bound to would be so abnormal? Solve cases? Catch crooks? Get promoted? No. It only cares whether Su Xian is "number one."

"Ding! Host has become the last person to leave the police station today. Reward: Grandmaster-level slacking skills."

"Ding! Host has issued the fewest tickets of any traffic cop in the district. Reward: Invisible Tycoon Experience Card, 24 hours."

"Ding! Host ran the slowest during an arrest operation. Reward: Gun-Fu, bullets that turn corners."

Tiger of the Serious Crime Unit Cao Dahua slapped the table. "Su Xian! You solved three cases in one day, and you still say you want to lie flat?"

Chen Haonan of the Anti-Triad Unit offered him a cigarette. "Brother Xian, want me to give you my position as the boss of Causeway Bay?"

Su Xian looked at the new task on the System screen: "Become the police officer least interested in promotion this century." He silently lit a cigarette.

Does this lousy System have some kind of misunderstanding about what "champion" means?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.