After Binding the Matchmaker System, I Returned to My Hometown to Play Cupid

After three years of grinding away as a programmer, I quit and returned to my hometown with a bizarre System.

It called itself the "Matchmaker Intern System" and gave me a mission: find partners for every single person in the county within a year.

I took a look at the dating scene back home in Anning County: three traditional matchmaking agencies held a monopoly, blind dates always started with questions about government jobs, and bride prices were openly posted.

This KPI was harder than writing code.

Until I:

Used an awkwardness-defusing trick to help a socially anxious programmer confess successfully

Used a comprehensive collection of parental talking points to win over a picky mother-in-law

Held a "speed-dating assembly line" at a pig farm, bringing together seven couples

Even organized a "Golden Years Travel Club" for the square-dancing aunties

The county's matchmaking agency owners couldn't sit still: "That kid doesn't play fair!"

Later, my business expanded: I opened a wedding company, hosted a relationship advice radio show, and started a couples' guesthouse.

Later still, the county magistrate came to see me: "Xiao Lin, our county's marriage rate is counting on you!"

Now the only problem is that the System nags me every day: "A compatible partner for the bound user has been detected. Please take action as soon as possible."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.