You Asked Me to Sell Snacks, So What Is This Nine-Turn Golden Pill?

Su Yue transmigrates to a world where spiritual qi revival has begun and binds the Mass Production Through Industrialization System. He immediately takes over a bankrupt food factory and subjects the lofty resources of immortal cultivation to a brutal "modern industrial dimensional downgrade."

Traditional alchemists spend half a month refining one batch of pills, with a ninety percent failure rate?

Su Yue sneers. He starts up a fully automated production line and churns out one hundred thousand pills an hour, at a unit cost of just 0.25 yuan!

To move his products, Su Yue starts livestreaming sales.

"Folks, traditional body tempering is way too painful. You can end up reduced to ashes in no time. Try our Heavenly Tribulation Thunderbolt Pop Rocks! Just 9.9 yuan with free shipping! Keep one in your mouth and enjoy micron-scale lightning body tempering!"

The whole internet mocks him, the Alchemy Association files a real-name report, and the Martial Arts Enforcement Squad kicks down his door to shut down his fake-medicine operation.

The squad leader sneers: "A thunder tribulation sealed inside candy? I'd rather eat myself to death right here than believe your nonsense!"

Crunch.

The next second, violent bolts of lightning surge around the squad leader. The life-or-death bottleneck that had stymied him for five years shatters, and he breaks through to become a Third-Rank Martial Master on the spot!

The squad leader, his whole body billowing black smoke, drops to his knees before the livestream camera. "Dad, do you have any more of this candy?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.