A Loser's Lie-Flat Diary in Gensokyo

Ding! Congratulations, you've successfully transmigrated and awakened the Dragon Aotian System!

A voice rang out in the distance inside his mind. Just as Xie Kejin was congratulating himself, thinking he could rule the world, he caught a glimpse of something. Wait, something was very wrong. Nine times out of ten, this was definitely wrong. Why was everyone around him... from the same world as him?!

"Ahahahaha, just kidding! Nya nya nya!" A beautiful human-shaped figure radiating holy light in the distance... Who the hell installed this LED light pollution? A sacred, sweet voice rang out: "You have all been chosen as heroes, and each of you has a unique skill. I only showed you memories that left a deep impression so you'd wake up quickly and avoid crashing."

Wait, are you saying I transmigrated? Then why the hell should I keep working or save some damn world? With so many people from my world here, I can finally lie flat in peace.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.