Wuxia Crossover: The Witch Sneaks a Look at My Diary, Then Climbs My Wall at Midnight

Fang Qingquan transmigrates into a world of martial arts heroes and binds himself to a System that makes him stronger whenever he writes in his diary.

He had planned to keep a low profile and quietly grow stronger, tossing out casual complaints: "Li Mochou is such a hopeless romantic. What a waste of that mature beauty's face." "Does Yueyue ever get so cold practicing the Mingyu Skill that she can't sleep?"

Little did he know that the very people he wrote about were reading his diary in real time.

That very night, the Scarlet Serpent Immortal scales his wall with sword in hand and presses a cold blade to his throat. "Who told you I ever cried over Lu Zhanyuan?"

The Mistress of the Flower Shifting Palace arrives beneath the moon, frost gathering at her fingertips. "Does the Mingyu Skill feel cold? Want to find out?"

Even more absurdly, Huang Rong, Zhao Min, Zhou Zhiruo... the demonesses and enchantresses mentioned in his diary come visiting one after another in the dead of night. They shout threats while sneaking a peek at the next page.

Fang Qingquan clutches his blanket in despair. "I just wanted to write a diary. Why are you all making house calls?!"

Then, one night, Empress Wu Zetian closes the diary and murmurs with a smile, "This young man is mine too."

What's it like to be in a world of martial arts heroes, with the whole internet following your diary updates? Fang Qingquan: Thanks for asking. I'm climbing over walls in the middle of the night.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.