Naruto: Hiruzen Sarutobi Is My Dad

Readers who don't want to sit through the buildup can start at Chapter 37.

I transmigrated into Naruto and became Hiruzen Sarutobi's biological son, Konohamaru's real dad! I thought my life would be an easy ride, until...

"Lord Hokage, we've got trouble! Akatsuki is attacking!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi calmly sipped his tea. "What's there to panic about? Send my son to take a look."

"Lord Hokage, we've got trouble! Kumogakure in the Land of Lightning is attacking!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi calmly sipped his tea again. "It's no big deal. Send my son to take a look."

"Lord Hokage, we've got trouble! Sunagakure has broken its agreement again!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi didn't even look up. "It's a small matter. Send my son to take a look."

"Lord Hokage, we've got trouble! It looks like the Uchiha Clan is up to something!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi waved a hand. "Got it. Send my son to take a look."

"Lord Hokage, we've got trouble! Ichiraku Ramen is closed today!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi finally set down his teacup and looked at me gravely. "Son, this one... you should go take a look too."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.