The moment Lu Qingyun opens her eyes, she finds herself transmigrated into the role of the doomed older sister in a period novel.
The original plot: Her three younger brothers become ATMs for the heroine, then line up to meet their deaths, while her scumbag husband secretly has her killed.
Lu Qingyun: ??? I know this script, but I'm not playing along!
On her first day after transmigrating, she swiftly catches her husband cheating and gathers evidence, making her scumbag ex pay dearly and lose his money, too.
With her first nest egg in hand, she rushes off to the Northeast in the middle of the night.
At a train station in the Northeast, in minus-twenty-degree weather,
three tall, strapping Northeastern men rub their hands together as they wait to greet their gentle, refined older sister from the South.
And then...
"I hear you brothers are at odds over some girl?" Smack! The eldest's left cheek stings.
"I hear you're fighting to be her ATM?" Smack! The second's right cheek goes numb.
"I hear you're even ready to risk your lives for her?" Smack! The third's face is now evenly red on both sides.
The three brothers stand in a row, clutching their cheeks and hardly daring to breathe. "Sis, we're sorry! We won't do it again!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.