The Siheyuan's Public Enemy? No, I'm Your Worst Nightmare

His wife is stolen away and he's bullied at work. When Zhang Zefan wakes up, he's become a cannon-fodder nobody in the beast-filled courtyard.

Luckily, he binds himself to a dimensional System that gives him one miraculous item every day!

A wish card grants him godlike cooking skills, making the whole courtyard drool over his fragrant shredded potatoes. An invisibility cloak lets him secretly investigate the beasts' private affairs at night, giving him leverage over everyone! Silly Zhu still wants to throw his weight around?

Second Master still wants to put on airs? Zhang Zefan smiles faintly. "Take your time. My item stash has plenty of ways to make you kneel and admit you're wrong!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.