Anime Crossover: Aqua, the Wise Blue, from the Start

Jiang Qing transmigrates and gets bound to Aqua, the useless goddess. He is forced to start a desperate fight for survival across the Myriad Worlds, hauling bricks with brute force! When the chuunibyo Rikka shouts, “Explode, reality!”, Aqua behind Jiang Qing is halfway down a frog's throat. When Gojo Satoru confidently unleashes Limitless, the blue-haired goddess raises her party skill, “Flowers, Birds, Wind, and Moon,” and yells, “Curses, come dance too!” In the Nasuverse, Aqua mistakes Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon for a recycling depot...

Even worse, every teammate is a walking surprise: Megumin, an Explosion Mage who collapses after firing one spell a day; the masochistic knight Darkness; and a goddess who gets treated as frog food. This lineup leaves Light Yagami speechless and Lelouch in tears. Meanwhile, Jiang Qing's System rewards are always late. While they're surrounded by the Demon King's army, it finally announces, “Congratulations, you've obtained Excalibur.”

“Can this team even win? The villains are going to die laughing!” But when swarms of frogs flood Fuyuki City, Aqua's idiotic purification magic blinds the curses, and Megumin's Explosion magic blows up the Demon King's castle toilet, the Myriad Worlds finally panic: “Who let these ridiculous people transmigrate?! Send them back, now!!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.