I Summoned Senju Hashirama on the Night the Uchiha Were Massacred

Jiang Yu Uchiha is a transmigrator. His golden finger: collect amusing moments and exchange them for anything.

On the night of the Uchiha massacre, just as those two bastards have killed their way halfway through the clan, Jiang Yu summons Hashirama Senju so the God of Shinobi can see for himself how Konoha is putting the Will of Fire into practice these days.

Hashirama Senju: "You'd stoop to poisoning women and children who aren't even shinobi? Is that your way of the ninja?"

Itachi Uchiha: "..."

Hashirama Senju: "I'll show you what the Will of Fire means to us in Konoha!"

The Third Hokage: "..."

Jiang Yu sets out a little stool and snacks, then hides behind the scenes, eagerly waiting to enjoy a whole pile of amusing moments.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.