The Omnipotent Ancestor of the Tang Dynasty

He transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and pretends to be an ancient ancestor who emerged from seclusion after a thousand years.

War God Li Jing: "The Turkic warhorses are strong, while ours are a little inferior. Ancestor, do you have any good ideas for breeding horses?"

"Breed horses? That's too boring! I'll give you a unit of wolf cavalry! What's wolf cavalry? Soldiers riding giant wolves bigger than horses to hack people to pieces!"

The War God is dumbfounded!

Princess Gaoyang: "Why do you insist that we sisters can only lick our ice cream and not bite it?"

"Because it's a skill every beautiful princess must master. You have to practice hard!"

Li Er: "Ancestor, why are you going to Goryeo?"

"I hear there's a guy named Yeon Gaesomun in Goryeo who's acting all arrogant. I'm going to mess with his fiancée right in front of him. I can't stand those Koreans getting cocky!"

Peerless prodigy Wu Zetian: "Ancestor, there's a fierce tiger in my heart, and I'm going stir-crazy. What should I do?"

"Come here. Let me give you a rub first, then I'll take you somewhere nice so you can let it all out!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.