World of Warcraft: How a Nobody Is Made

Wu Yong, nicknamed "Big Mouth," was a hardcore World of Warcraft game designer who knew every version's best strategies and every bug in Azeroth. But after unexpectedly transmigrating, he became Azeroth's most miserable "chosen one": an ordinary human youth with no combat skills, who nearly had his pants stolen by goblins.

In desperation, he grabbed at anyone who might help him and somehow ended up clinging to the feet of the server's strongest and most beautiful ice-cold paladin. "Big Sis, I don't want to work hard anymore!" Thanks to his ultimate understanding of the game's underlying mechanics, he managed to make this future war goddess his personal bodyguard.

And so Azeroth's whole style went completely off the rails. While others leveled up, he flirted with his master. While others ran dungeons, he directed her pulls. While others fought in battlegrounds, he had her carry the flag... Everyone thought he was a useless freeloader, but with his "knowledge," he began to turn the world upside down: soloing Deadmines at a low level, triggering the opening of Ahn'Qiraj ahead of schedule, and driving the price of Elementium Ore sky-high.

"I'm not using cheats. I'm just a courier of the rules." When the apocalypse arrived and countless heroes were helpless, Wu Yong put his arm around the strongest paladin, who had by then become his wife.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.