Please Queue Up to Ascend

After eight hundred years of arduous cultivation, Lin Fan finally faces his ascension tribulation. Nine bolts of tribulation lightning later, the Heavenly Gate still hasn't opened. Instead, a scroll descends from the clouds: "The Immortal Realm is overcrowded. Ascension requires waiting in line. There are 99,800 people ahead of you. Estimated wait time: 36,000 years." The other cultivators cry out in despair, but Lin Fan just laughs. He turns around and establishes the Immortal Realm Immigration Bureau, offering Ascension Fast Passes, lottery-based queue jumping, and even Immortal Realm Residency Bonds. Just as the entire cultivation world goes crazy for his products, the Heavenly Gate suddenly swings open. An immortal official falls to his knees before him, trembling. "Immortal Sir, please stop driving up the competition! The Immortal Realm... the Immortal Realm is about to go bankrupt because of you!"

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