Livestreaming My Divine Beast Ranch in the Classic of Mountains and Seas

“Outdoor streamer Chen Ye crouches in the mountains with a beat-up camera, while the comments are full of jeers like, ‘Here to beg for tips again?’ Then he kicks a stone slab, and the birthmark on his left arm suddenly glows gold. The Mountain and Sea Spirit-Rearing System activates. Current summon available: Taotie cub.

On camera, a white-furred beast pokes its head out of a dark crack in the rock. The next second, it opens its huge mouth and swallows half a mountain!

The comments explode like fireworks: Is that thing supposed to be a sheep??

Streamer, does your sheep eat mountains by the whole one?!

And it gets even more ridiculous. Zhulong’s breath sends stars tumbling from the sky, but its tail secretly steals a roasted chicken leg from his pocket. Qiongqi sits by a trash can, feeding stray cats while wearing an evil-qi collar. The runes on its claws look exactly like the patterns on the Sanxingdui gold scepter.

When a moderator rushes into the stream with a notice that he’s being banned, he walks in on a nine-tailed fox wearing Chen Ye’s floral shirt and dancing like a girl-group idol, all nine golden tails swishing.

Wait... Can this stream... get the highest-level permissions?

The moderator touches the coffee he spilled, his hand shaking even harder than the comments.

And as Chen Ye feels the Mountain and Sea markings on his left arm gradually filling in, he finally understands that the System...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.