The Peeing Immortal Lies to Ghosts: My Master Is Lin Zhengyin

After going bankrupt, school principal Liao Ying becomes a nursing-home caretaker because of the "Double Reduction" policy and earns the nickname "Pee Master." But when he encounters a ghost in the restroom during the Ghost Festival, he awakens the Ghost-Bluffing System. Using a drinking game to fool a Mahjong ghost, he scores his first kill. He teams up with Uncle Jiu, a con artist from the underworld, and Lin Shu, a policewoman whose worldview has collapsed, to found the "Wish Fulfillment Exorcism Company," which takes on paranormal cases that science cannot explain. They use a fake yin-yang debt contract made in PowerPoint to dispel a water ghost's resentment, repel a swarm of water ghosts in a boiler room with his "bladder roar" and a high-frequency sonic cannon, and even arrange an online blind date for the dead son of a Republican-era diva's ghost to help her let go of her obsession. Hilarious mishaps abound: he wets himself in a humiliating public incident, discusses "ghost debts" over hot pot, and uses an LED fill light to illuminate a female ghost's emotional knot. He even takes on a ghost streamer in a live-streaming showdown with his "bladder roar" and tops the trending charts. The team grows from rookies into "experts in afterlife talk therapy," only to discover that every paranormal incident is rooted in unresolved obsessions and human entanglements. And Liao Ying's nickname, "Pee Master," turns out to be his most powerful weapon for fooling ghosts.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.