Grandpa Pi's Style: A Record of Flattery That Shakes the Heavens

A corporate drone dies suddenly and transmigrates into the body of a poor scholar. The moment he opens his eyes, his landlady is at the door demanding rent! In this desperate situation, he finds a battered old book and unexpectedly binds himself to a Flattery System!

"Ding! Task: Praise Widow Wang as beautiful as a celestial maiden and get three months' rent waived! Failure penalty: uncontrollable diarrhea in public for three days!"

Pi Fengshan is at his wit's end, but his skills in comic dialogue awaken a divine talent! He opens his mouth and says, "Auntie Wang, your voice could outshout Zhang Fei at Dangyang Bridge! Your housekeeping skills rival Wang Baochuan's vigil in the cold kiln!" His loyal servant Ma San delivers the perfect straight-man response: "Brilliant! Every word comes from the heart!"

And so he launches into a career of political stand-up comedy.

The System's penalties are bizarre: burping in public, split trousers, unbearable itching all over... But he always finds a way out of trouble, using his silver tongue to stir up the political world. From a drafty, ramshackle hut, he works his way to success, impressing even a cool, beautiful doctor, and stages an unforgettable moment of "flattery ascending to godhood" in the imperial palace!

When stand-up comedy meets political scheming, watch a corporate drone flatter his way to a glittering future and become the most irreverent top-tier star in the history of officialdom!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.