Siheyuan: Tired of Being Insulted, I Make the Beasts Cry First

Li Tieniu transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard and binds himself to the God-Tier Roast System. As long as he roasts the bizarre people and happenings in the courtyard, provoking intense emotional reactions like tears, fainting, or fury, he can earn all kinds of rewards!

"Jia Zhangshi, your face is thicker than the corner of a city wall. It'd be a waste not to put you to work plastering one!" Ding! Jia Zhangshi's anger reaches 1,000. Reward: one Strength Pill!

"Xu Damao, even a mouse would bow to you and call you its grandmaster after seeing your little schemes!" Ding! Xu Damao's humiliation reaches 999. Reward: ten yuan in cash!

"Third Uncle, your abacus skills are so impressive even the King of Hell would hire you as his accountant!" Ding! Yan Bugui is speechless, value 888. Reward: advanced fishing skills!

From then on, Li Tieniu becomes the courtyard's number-one roast king, taking on heaven, earth, and even thin air. He roasts the birds of the courtyard until they question their own existence, while growing stronger with every quip and rising to the pinnacle of life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.