Bizarre Celebrity: From the Start, I Offended the Five Permanent Members and Carded Colonel Sanders

One day, a mysterious screen appeared, taking stock of the most bizarre celebrities in real history.

From the start, it featured a true scumbag, the King of Kings who dared to offend all five permanent members of the Security Council in one go: Gaddafi!

Li Yunlong: "Now that's something. At most, I trade barbs with the brigade commander. This guy dared to curse people out at the United Nations General Assembly!"

Major General Zhang: "If you don't go looking for trouble, it won't find you. If he'd made even one right move, he wouldn't have died miserably in a sewer."

Then a succession of bizarre names was revealed, leaving everyone watching stunned and speechless.

The super-spy who openly attacked the British Empire, and the comrade who made Emperor Putin exclaim, "A real professional!"

The super-idiot who could score only 20 out of 1,000, and even mistook someone else for his own father: the glorious future emperor of Japan!

If you fail, it's rebellion; if you win, it's revolution! The holder of the record for six baton strikes in one second: the Young Marshal!

The Land Paradise, which claimed it could conquer all of the Soviet Union in seven days and pacify China with just a thousand warriors!

In this world, there are always people who make their mark in history through extraordinary experiences, in the most peculiar ways!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.