The US-Iran War: China Watches the Show, and America Loses Its Mind

The short videos Lu Huan scrolls through get shared across the multiverse.

They show how the so-called world's leading power, America, is getting pummeled by the small country of Iran!

But the funny thing is that the biggest headache for America and the Jews in this war isn't Iran's missiles.

It's the dirty tricks and devious schemes contributed by online spectators from the East!

"Do you even know how to fight a war?"

"Write this down. Here's my plan!"

"American interceptor missiles are expensive. I suggest using cheap, mass-produced homemade bombs to bait them into using their big guns and drain their economy!"

"You're an oil-producing country. Block their ports and stop their oil tankers. Wouldn't cutting off their lifeline be brilliant?"

"The Jews have no groundwater. Bomb their water treatment plants and power stations to undermine public morale!"

"If anyone in Europe dares to run their mouth, cut off their oil supply and see if they dare to pick a side!"

"Our Chairman once said: When the enemy retreats, we advance. When the enemy tires, we strike..."

Trump: If the East doesn't rein in its netizens, I'm calling the cops!!

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