Great Qin: I Overheard the Second Emperor's Thoughts, and the Court Officials Went Berserk

Hu Hai only wants to slack off and lie flat. Then he winds up in the Qin Dynasty, over two thousand years in the past.

He's become Hu Hai, the Second Emperor of Qin, reviled by everyone.

Hu Hai is on the verge of tears: I can't turn this around, I really can't. The empire won't fall for another three years, but my words carry less weight than a eunuch's. What can I do? I'm helpless!

With that in mind, Hu Hai, the slacker who wants to lie flat and wait for death, decides to spend those three years enjoying himself. Apart from showing up at court as required, taking a nap, and listening to gossip, he's going to live it up. He might as well make the most of his three-year trip to Qin.

First day at court.

My darling Fusu, what did he ever do to your ancestors that you have to kill him? Whatever, nobody listens to me anyway. Once darling Fusu dies, the three-year countdown to Qin's collapse begins. I'll just enjoy what's left of my life.

The court officials: !!!

Second day at court.

What's there to argue about? Someone will confess tomorrow anyway. And if I can't get rid of Zhao Gao, why not go after his son-in-law?

Left Chancellor, do your best.

The court officials: !!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.