The Son-In-Law Is a Dragon, and the Mother-In-Law Is Smiling

I hold a handful of soil and wear the two worlds casually. Have you ever seen soap? Have you had any beer? If you want to kill me, have you seen the electric shock baton? Daxia's army suffered consecutive defeats? Don't worry, I have a secret magic weapon. My parents-in-law begged me to come back and visit them? What? ? Wouldn't it be nice for me to find other parents-in-law? My parents-in-law panicked when they saw me rising up. You see, I don't care about you. There are internal and external troubles, the two armies on the border are fighting fiercely, and the mountain bandits in the pass are rampant and commit all kinds of evil. OK! ! If the government doesn't dare to take care of it, I will take care of it! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.