Showbiz: I'm a Washed-Up Star, Yet I Roast Top-Tier Stars on a Dating Show

Washed-up Gu Shiyan barges into the insanely expensive dating reality show Heartbeats and Sea Breeze just to mooch a free meal, yet his outfits bought online for 9.9 yuan with free shipping take the entertainment industry by storm!

While a greasy top-tier star mugs for the camera, trying to project the image of a domineering CEO, Gu hauls around a tripod and squeezes every perk he can out of the production team: "Can I get my sleeper-train subsidy in cash?"

While a rich heiress secretly tears apart a haute couture outfit, he wears ripped jeans proclaiming "Getting out of poverty matters more than getting out of being single" and uses fishing line to turn the live comments into a chorus of shrieks.

The whole internet's trending topics: #ThisGuyTurnedADatingShowIntoWildernessSurvival# and #TheOnlyLivingPersonInShowbiz#!

The trending searches Zhang Han paid for end up under Gu's battered green train ticket, while the daughters of three financial empires nearly flip the villa to fight for a date with him.

When the production team gets on its knees and begs him to shut up, Gu Shiyan grins around a straw in his soda: "Director, I'll take a 20% discount to play a corpse double!"

From then on, armed with his knack for trending topics, he takes the top-tier stars by storm, carrying an A-list script in his left hand and the role of a wealthy family's live-in son-in-law in his right, and blazes a muddy path to success in showbiz!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.