I Was a Prince in the Late Han Dynasty

Chen Yi's first lesson after time travel was to learn to dance the skirt dance in the northwest wind with half a piece of rotten linen. When he was so hungry that he pressed his chest against his back and gnawed on the altar table in the Chenghuang Temple, a certain evil old man squatted on the beam and passionately promoted: Young man, can you buy a sow postpartum care? Learn to be able to defeat an army of 100,000 people! This is a magical Eastern Han Dynasty Prefect Wei Kang's daughter-in-law competed in martial arts to attract a bride. In addition to beauties, thirty carts of salted fish were given as prizes. Qiang general Ke Wu appeared on stage with eight gold teeth and could spit out three kilograms of overnight sheep's smell when he opened his mouth. And our protagonist has the Nine Heavenly Dragon Soul Guan, and a tattoo of "Serve the Country with Faithful Loyalty" dangling from the leaky part of his crotch - if you ignore the fine words that have been eaten away by lice. Father-in-law, I want to inspect the betrothal gift on site! When Chen Long killed the Eighteenth Route Master with his bare buttocks, and used the tip of his spear to pick out Ke Wu's gold tooth as a bride price, the Luoyang celebrities who were watching the battle collectively suffered from eye disease - the white buttocks were more dazzling than the snow in Hulao Pass! Wei Kang looked at the heroic figure of his new son-in-law pressing instant noodles with a jade seal, and suddenly felt that Dong Zhuo should be the one to take over the throne... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.