Directory of the Masters of Social Death

Lin Xiao, the most miserable outer disciple in the history of Yaowang Valley, brings an ancestral bronze furnace and specializes in refining social-death elixirs—— The foundation-building pill can make wild boars flee in record numbers, the aphrodisiac pill is designed to treat cracked hemorrhoids in the elderly, and the invisibility charm is made from widow's tears mixed with crow dung. On the eve of Lin Xiao's ninth inner sect examination, a corpse with the same Taotie pattern tattooed on the chest as the bronze furnace made him the number one suspect. The cold-faced senior sister Su Jiuli pointed her sword at the throat: poisonous pills can kill people, and the crime is to search for the soul! The bronze furnace spewed rainbow farts on the spot, and the hallucination actually showed the famous social scene of a law enforcement elder pinching a pig to pleasure himself. In order to save the dog's life, Lin Xiao was forced to start a sexy operation: Use your toes to control fire to make elixirs, use nose blood to copy the elixir scriptures, and rely on your pants to seal elixirs. Until one day, the bronze furnace swallowed Su Jiuli's ice lotus hairpin, and the star map of the remains of the Sky Slayer three hundred years ago appeared on the furnace body—— The entrance to the ruins is actually half a glazed tile inlaid in the lattice of Yaowang Valley. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.