I’m Insane, So Murder Isn’t a Crime!

"One on each side, you two idiots! Are you hooking up here or what?"

The two sanda experts stared at Ye Yu, completely dumbfounded. They hadn't even figured out what was happening when he rushed over and kicked each of them right between the legs.

The two experts who had once ruled the ring both doubled over on the ground.

"A chicken in my left hand! A duck in my right! One for roast chicken, one for roast duck!"

"You! Stop right there! Put my chicken and duck down!" Huang Xiaochu panted as he chased Ye Yu.

The beautiful Zhao Liying blocked Ye Yu's path. "You jerk! Put our ingredients down!"

"Hey! What are you doing?" Ye Yu dropped the chicken and duck, hoisted Zhao Liying onto his shoulder, and ran.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.