Martial Arts and Cultivation: Burn Paper Money When There's Trouble, Burn Incense When There Isn't!

My name is Nangong Shuo: the Nan in Nangong Shuo! The Gong in Nangong Shuo! The Shuo in Nangong Shuo!

I ride my little donkey, heading south and racing north!

When there's trouble, I burn a sheet of paper. When there's none, I light a stick of incense!

I've peed in Swallow's Nest! I've roasted a chicken in Tianlong Temple!

I've cursed in front of Shaolin Temple! I've played in the snow on Misty Peak!

I've gone fishing on Hero Island! I've swum thousands of miles through the East China Sea!

The Four Murong Dogs want to kill me? Burn a paper, light some incense, and the Great Sage's Staff Technique smashes their dog heads!

The Four Monks want to drive me out? Burn a painting, light some incense, and Ji Gong's magic arts subdue the four monks!

I sit on a Buddha's head eating roast goose while the Shaolin monks can only stare. Even the Sweeper Monk is helpless.

The Taixuan Sutra cultivates me into an immortal, but even it gets a headache when it meets Nangong!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.