This Ridiculous Game Has the Playtesters Calling the Police

The game Freedom's Wind advertises freedom as its main selling point, but game tester Hu Fei thinks something is seriously wrong!

Every NPC in the starting town is a villain. They slaughter new players from the start, and there's no way to leave unless you nuke the place.

He learned his skills at Arkham Asylum, where every fellow patient is a life coach.

The quests are hidden, and you can earn rewards just by bragging and talking nonsense.

Dying horribly is routine, respawns are unlimited, and dancing on your own grave gets more fun by the day.

The maps are even more outrageous than one another: Arkham, teeming with talent; Florida, where no one is idle; Gotham City, where everyone obeys the law; Little Red, where everyone loves a little nuclear peace; the Holy Seven Hills, where angels are as common as dogs; and War Continent, home of the King of Guns.

Hu Fei took a breath. The air was full of smoke and gunpowder, the scent of blood and fire blazing all around him. It reeked of freedom.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.